ohnovak: whales-gather-here: teashoesandhair: ellathemagicdragon: letsgetbloggin: loveisharmony: afuckinglesbian: catswithbenefits: scraggay: ohnovak: cookie dough ice cream more like ew why unfollowed blocked reported Arrested beheaded burned at the stake ashes scattered to the wind Ashes collected and mixed into cookie dough ????? jeus fuckign christ
romancndleheart: thaibrator: hey now ur a rockstar get your great now I cant remember the actual lyrics
hungarian: i’ll never delete my tumblr so when my kids are like “ugh MOM u don’t understand”, i’ll show them my tumblr so they can realize i was once young & laughed at dick jokes
oohtheyhavenibbles: bonesbuckleup: So today I learned that Eucalyptus leaves have this chemical in them and when koalas eat the leaves the chemical makes them drunk but since koalas only eat Eucalyptus leaves they basically go through their entire lives perpetually smashed.
nevvzealand: why is every donut not in my mouth right now
me: shh it's ok
vvendys: 99% of the puns/joke/pickup lines i tell my friends come from tumblr. thanks tumblr u a real homie
louisharrystylinson: louisharrystylinson: I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR LIKE FOREVER see the ball feel the ball be the ball
amoying: BREAKING NEWS: Thousands injured, hundreds killed in tragic accident. Dick was too bomb.
3k626ekful7ozxujar43keiw236iw2h: some ppls urls r so stupid smh
voldemort was real dumb make your horcrux like one brick in some random ass house in turkey whos gonna look there
esexist: #nofilter #nomakeup #nosociallife #nowilltolive
cheerupsmelly: reblog if your url holds deep, spiritual meaning for you
stanaskatic: HAVE YOU EVER WANTED TO BE BEST FRIENDS WITH A TEACHER EVEN THOUGH THEY’RE OLDER THAN YOU AND THEY’RE YOUR TEACHER THE STRUGGLE IS REAL
IM TRYING TO WATCH HATCHING PETE ON NETFLIX BUT IT ISN’T LOADING SJSJSJWJWN
tvspecial: whorville: I could win an Olympic gold medal in being ignored did someone say something
cholazard: i like you do you like me kiss me if yes recite the bible in slovakian if no
lol 13 year olds shouldnt be on tumblr neither should 14 year olds or 15 yr olds….16yr olds„ 17, 18,19, 20 yr olds, nobody nobody should be on tumblr horrible website
what you said was: "i don't respect women who don't respect themselves"
what you meant was: "i and society as a whole hold women up to ridiculous respectability standards directly relating to the "purity" of said women while hypersexualizing them at the same time and if you are a woman and don't fit my awkward monolith of criteria then i refuse to acknowledge your humanity"
what i heard was: "hi i'm a misogynist piece of shit, please punch me in my face"
gildedwildebeest: orelpuppington: IMPORTANT NEWS: “PIZZA ROLLS” IS THE PERFECT NUMBER OF LETTERS FOR KNUCKLE TATTOOS
enayalate-h8-this-year: bbanditt: slett: winchestercodependency: ibecameacat: what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off “People with vaginas” what are those called again I can’t remember
meladoodle: juilan: My ears. They are ringing. are u gonna answer em
drarna: emojis are so cute and i love that brown haired girl in pink dress emoji and brown haired boy in blue shirt emoji are together but even brown haired boy in blue shirt emoji has his secrets…
vexenort: cumsquats: *cracks an egg on my head* *a lemon falls out* What a time to be alive what the fuck does this post even mean